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The longest-running joke in the swamp:
"I'm not your dad."
The second longest-running joke:
Nobody believes him.
You can run.
You can hide.
You can say, "I'm not your dad."
The children have already made their decision.
Dress your baby to the nines with this 100% cotton one piece. It has three snap leg closure for easy changing, a comfortable envelope neckline, and a beautiful print that's bound to get the baby all happy and giggling.
• 100% ring-spun combed cotton
• Heather colors are 52% ring-spun combed cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 3.9 oz/y² (132.2 g/m²)
• Side-seamed construction
• Envelope neckline
• Three-snap leg closure
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Eternal Denial V4
$71.00
"I'm not your dad."
The second longest-running joke:
Nobody believes him.
You can run.
You can hide.
You can say, "I'm not your dad."
The children have already made their decision.
Dress your baby to the nines with this 100% cotton one piece. It has three snap leg closure for easy changing, a comfortable envelope neckline, and a beautiful print that's bound to get the baby all happy and giggling.
• 100% ring-spun combed cotton
• Heather colors are 52% ring-spun combed cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 3.9 oz/y² (132.2 g/m²)
• Side-seamed construction
• Envelope neckline
• Three-snap leg closure
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | FITS BABY LENGTH (inches) | FITS BABY WEIGHT (LBS) (lbs) | |
| 3-6m | 9 3/8 | 20-25 | 12-16 |
| 6-12m | 9 7/8 | 25-28 | 16-22 |
| 12-18m | 10 3/8 | 28-30 | 22-27 |
| WIDTH (cm) | FITS BABY LENGTH (cm) | FITS BABY WEIGHT (LBS) (kg) | |
| 3-6m | 22.9 | 50.8-63.5 | 5-7 |
| 6-12m | 22.9 | 63.5-71.1 | 7-10 |
| 12-18m | 25.4 | 71.1-76.2 | 10-12 |