Eternal Denial V2
Black / 2T
$65.00
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The longest-running joke in the swamp:
"I'm not your dad."
The second longest-running joke:
Nobody believes him.
You can run.
You can hide.
You can say, "I'm not your dad."
The children have already made their decision.
Let your toddler do their thing while feeling super comfy and looking extra stylish in this short-sleeve jersey t-shirt from 100% cotton with a unique print. The tee is soft, durable, and bound to become the staple of your toddler's wardrobe.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit for extra comfort
• Side-seamed construction
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Blank product sourced from the US or Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Eternal Denial V2
$65.00
"I'm not your dad."
The second longest-running joke:
Nobody believes him.
You can run.
You can hide.
You can say, "I'm not your dad."
The children have already made their decision.
Let your toddler do their thing while feeling super comfy and looking extra stylish in this short-sleeve jersey t-shirt from 100% cotton with a unique print. The tee is soft, durable, and bound to become the staple of your toddler's wardrobe.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit for extra comfort
• Side-seamed construction
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Blank product sourced from the US or Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | FITS WEIGHT (LBS) (lbs) | EUR SIZE | YEARS | |
| 2T | 12 | 15 ½ | 30-33 | 92 | 2 |
| 3T | 13 | 16 ½ | 33-36 | 98 | 3 |
| 4T | 14 | 17 ½ | 36-40 | 104 | 4 |
| 5T | 15 | 18 ½ | 40-45 | 110 | 5 |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | FITS WEIGHT (LBS) (kg) | EUR SIZE | YEARS | |
| 2T | 30.5 | 39.4 | 14-15 | 92 | 2 |
| 3T | 33 | 42 | 15-16 | 98 | 3 |
| 4T | 35.6 | 44.5 | 16-18 | 104 | 4 |
| 5T | 38.1 | 47 | 18-20 | 110 | 5 |